once was paid $1 to drink a bowl of ranch dressing

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ilovethecolorpink:

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

sea shells seem like they should be worth money. but they’re actually worth fuck all. this is an example of “economics”

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lacetulle:

Paolo Sebastian | The Starlet

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marxisforbros:

Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin

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lonely-gfd-cutie:

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

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